Dubstep

Dubstep is a kind of music that was discovered by a guy named Michael Jackson. When he and his pet monkey were recording a song, the music recorder was broken. The song that they were recording was distorted and as a result of it, the song was released anyway and it was named Dubstep.

He called it "Dubstep" after the name of his monkey. Dubstep became popular ever since an old lady created a song full of dubstep sounds including "WUB,  WISCHMOPP, and DROP THE BASS!".

The video on the left side is the first ever dubstep recorded. The first dubstep was a little hoarse and confusing, but an old lady improved it using her sophisticated thingamajig.

No one knows what does "WUB" means and why they included it on dubstep. All I know is that "WUB" term comes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Dubstep's enemy is Classical Music, and the Old Lady who created Dubstep is horribly allergic to it. She is so kind and lovely, that's why I love her. She is performing in front of the crowd. She is so popular!

Smart people who like Dubstep


Legend says that your parents don't like listening to dubstep because of how dubstep sounds like a broken computer or printer. Whenever your parents catch you listening to dubstep, they think you are going to be a maniac when you grow up, because it will  hypnotize your mind to be violent. Sometimes, your parents think you're crazy when you listen to dubstep because you are swinging your head back and forth while you listen.